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und wer von denen is steffi?

was nu heisst die band steffi? oder nur einer der ollen da? oder wie oder was...

Band = Silbermond
Steffi = die mit der weißen Kette um den Hals

Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiancés, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in general) These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in June/July this year...

LIST OF RULES

1. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions.

2. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

3. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby ....it wont happen.

4. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

5. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

6. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half-time score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

7. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

8. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

9. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game and his television and sound system is better than mine, we will be there in a flash.

10. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

11. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.



Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

Men of the World

Zitat

Original von Mimei
Ich hatte nicht gedacht, dass deine Frage ernst war.
Da mach ich mir ja fast schon Sorgen um dein Augenlicht, oder deine sexuelle Gesinnung, Opa
Auf dem Bild ist die Band "Silbermond" zu sehen, vorne in der Mitte die Sängerin Steffi.

seit tokio hotel glaub ich keinem bild mehr

ich kenn silbermond aber auch nicht - ich sollt mehr chartsradiosender hoeren

Wenn Du willst kann ich Dir noch nen paar vom "Laut gedacht" Album schicken.
Die Hälfte da ist aber auch eher richtung Ballade.
Aber Unendlich mag ich irgendwie ziemlich gern.

hab mir auch maln paar sachen angehoert von denen - klingt wie juli irgendwie

ich mag das deutsche zeug irgendwie nich so, hoert sich fuer mich immer aehnlich an und die lieder machen irgendwie immer so auf depri... find ich....

nur die helden bleiben meine helden, weil sie das auch schon frueher waren (als alles besser und schoener und....war)

blubb <-- bermüht sich um mehr aktive forenbeteiligung

poste mal lieber die tassenkatze!

Katze?

Das sieht aus wie ein Wookie am Morgen nach einer durchzechten Nacht!