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Ushra'Khan is under new management.

As of downtime on Saturday, July 24th, all active corporations in Ushra'Khan have been kicked, leaving only the executor corp, Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude, and the station holding corp, Unity holdings.
The alliance, all 30 of its systems, and all 12 stations now belong to Tarac Nor, his associates, and Genos Occidere.

As such, we feel it prudent to implement a new set of rules to reflect the new style of mangement.

new u'k rules:

1) amrr sucks
2) no not believingh in yourself
3) no butter dogs
3) alliance mining op ever staurday at 2:00 eve time in dihra bring ur mackinaws atendence is mandatory
4) any corp that wants to join is in* WITH SOME EXCEPTIONS
5) but most importantly
6) have fun


EXCEPTIONS:
Any former u'k corps may apply for membership in the new u'k, however, the price for re-admission is 10 billion isk. You must send a written appeal to the new head of corp recruitment for ushra khan, Johan Moisander.

In this application, you must provide:

1) a reason why you feel you should be re-admitted
2) a statement to the effect that garmon and Tarac are awesome and are cool bros 4 life (using your own words)
3) your favorite Lady GaGa song (youtube link if possible) - a personal cover of the song in question would lead to your application recieving special consideration
4) a short (3-400 word) story featuring one (1) of the following people (Garmon, butterdog, cippalipus primus, Nrom Gustav) having a negative interaction with a lusty orc
5) an ascii drawing of a wizard fighting a dragon while the dragon is smoking a bong and the wizard is lighting the dragon's bong with his fire breath

If we consider your application to be meritorious, you will be allowed to deposit 10 billion isk to Johan Moisander and the re-intergration process will begin.